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New Zodiac Signs

mykeyxtosurvival:

kreacher:

anthagio:

vi0let:

skeletoninthecloset:

Capricorn - Jan 20 to Feb 16
Aquarius - Feb 16 to Mar 11
Pisces - Mar 11 to Apr 18
Aries - Apr 18 to May 13
Taurus - May 13 to Jun 21
Gemini - Jun 21 to Jul 20
Cancer - Jul 20 to Aug 10
Leo - Aug 10 to Sep 16
Virgo - Sep 16 to Oct 30
Libra - Oct 30 to Nov 23
Scorpius - Nov 23 to Nov 29
Ophiuchus - Nov 29 to Dec 17
Sagittarius - Dec 17 to Jan 20

With a new one, Ophiuchus.

There’s no way in hell that I’m a pisces. I’m aries through and through, there’s no denying it. hahahah

whaaaaat1?!? i mean i’m still a taurus so i can’t complain. but wtf? why the hell did they add another?

hell no coz this would change me from virgo to leo AND I HAVE THE VIRGO SYMBOL TATTOOED ON ME.

this was going around a year ago, and it didn’t happen. and still hasn’t happened. and still most likely wont happen. sooooooo

THAAAA FUUUCCKKKK i am LIBRA not VIRGO i refuse

Gemini? What gives?

aiimesisnotarobot:

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thequietriot:designingreckless:rawrxja:

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I love seeing people who are in love.

It’s so refreshing, knowing that there’s still love out there in this world. You know, since sometimes it’s overshadowed by all of the terrible stuff going on. It doesn’t matter what age they are or what they look like, since in my mind, love does not discriminate. If you’re in high school and you’re a dumb teenager and you’re in love, all the power to you! I’m happy for you. I hope someday I’ll find someone to love, but I’m not desperate right now and I’m not looking. I’ve been single my whole life because I’m waiting for someone special. It’s not because I’m socially inept or completely repulsive, I’m just “saving” myself, so to speak. But I’m a strong believer in love, no matter what form it’s in.

Do you want the truth? There is never a day in my life where I’m not scared. I’m scared of not succeeding. I’m scared of not falling in love. I’m scared of never being a part of “they lived happily ever after” but you know what I’m most scared of? I’m scared of finally getting everything that I have ever wanted. I’m scared that the moment I have everything I have ever wanted, that it could all be taken away from me. There could be nothing worst than knowing that there is something out there better, experiencing it, only to lose it and never to obtain it ever again.

When helping your best friend get over a break up

thequietriot:

losinggame:

astoldbystefanie:

• Do not tell her that there are plenty of fish in the sea.

She’ll be a smartass, she’ll say, “BUT I DON’T WANT A FISH. I WANT HIM. I WANT HIM BACK. WAHHHHHH.” Then you’re a socially awkward penguin.

• Do not tell her that he was stupid for leaving her.

She’ll be a smartass, she’ll say, “I WAS STUPID FOR LOVING HIM. WAHHHH.” Then you’re again, socially awkward penguin.

• Do not tell her that he didn’t deserve her, and that she was too good.

She’ll be a smartass, she’ll say, “IF I’M SO GOOD, WHY DID HE BREAK UP WITH ME. WAAAAAAH.” Then you’re socially awkward penguin.

What you do is, you say, “BITCH. GET THE FUCK UP. WE’RE GOING TO WAL-MART. WE ARE BUYING A GALLON OF ICE CREAM FOR YOUR MOPEY ASS, AND YOU’RE GOING TO CRY. ALL FUCKING NIGHT. YOU WILL WAKE UP TOMORROW MORNING. WE ARE BURNING ALL HIS SHIT. ALL OF IT. WE’LL GO SHOPPING, AND BE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BITCHES ON THE PLANET.”

She can’t be a smartass, and you are no longer caught in a socially awkward situation. You are not a penguin, you are practically jesus.

(via -alejandra)